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This web site is written by Jeff Goeters of Chicagoland area fame.

If you are a spambot, you can email me at my favorite mailbox!

Everyone else can use my first name, the "at" symbol, and my last name (plus the dot com) if they really want to get a hold of me.

Here's some FAQs about me. I always have people asking me these questions for some reason, usually people that can't speek English good. Figure I'll save them the trouble and make this self-serve.

Q: What is your mother's maiden name?
A: Quixote.

Q: What is the name of your first pet?
A: Spot.

Q: What was the make and model of your first car?
A: Geo Metro.

Q: In what city were you born?
A: Springfield.

Q: What is the name of the street you grew up on?
A: Oak Avenue.

Q: If you were picking a four digit number for something important, what would it be?
A: I'd use "1234" for anything important, like, say, my luggage.